Hero of Time (Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Parody)

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just hear my rhyme
I'll tell you how this Fairy-Boy became the "Hero of Time"

In Kokiri Forest the place I was raised
In a treehouse was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' and more
And collecting some rupees outside of the store
When an evil guy, I wonder who it could be
Started making curses in the Deku Tree
I got in one little fight and the Deku said
'Thou must travel across Hyrule, and now I am dead'

I ran to the castle, richest place in the land.
A girl stood at the window, ocarina in hand
If anything I'd say she had some secrets to show
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'To the Temple we go!'

I pulled up to the Temple about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the Princess 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I pulled out the Sword
Things would be just fine
Protecting the Kingdom as the "Hero of Time"